Supernatural Dreams

[Subtitle: LUST LUST LUST]
The most scandalous animated scenes from childrens movies, with all the Tried and True Seduction Tactics they represent, and special guest commentary in italics by my best friend [one of them, anyway], Stephanie! Every title is a link to a youtube video for easy reference to the scene that is being referred to (they really drill that "Show your sources!" nonsense into you!). And if the scene didn't exist on youtube, there is a fan video thrown in instead. :) More special thanks to Stephanie for finding most of them. And sorry for the ones that have stupid intros and/or bubble boxes in them or whatever, it was the best we could do. -_-

#12- Curtain Scene from "Beauty and the Beast"
I don’t want to know what’s going on behind that curtain with Lumiere and the feather duster…
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #1: French Maid-ness.
he totally wants to ruffle and/or pluck her feathers. dude is she having an orgasm? OH NO OH YES! wtf??

#11- Every Single Fred and Daphne Scene from "Scooby Doo"
My personal favorite is in “Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost” when Thelma finally wises up and is all, “Hey, why do you and Daphne always get paired together, Fred? HMMMMM??” and Fred is all, “Uh, why, uh, idk what u mean…” hahaha. And this isn’t animated, but I crack up everytime in the live action movie with Freddie Prince Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar when their bodies get switched and Fred is all, “Hey! I can look at myself naked…”
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #2: Being a “Damsel in Distress”
(that is what Daphne is known for in the originals, after all).
subtle Velma real subtle. SLUT

#10- Slave Scene from “The Prince of Egypt”[FF to 5:51]
You can see it in Moses and Ramses eyes when the priests bust down that barrier: LUST! Ramses is way too eager to inspect his new “delicate desert flower.” And then Ramses has Tzipporah sent to Moses’ chambers? Lesson: sex slavery is timeless.
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #3: Riding A Camel While Scantily Clad.

#9-Shang's Shirtless Scene in "Mulan"
You know what Mulan is thinking when Shang takes off his shirt and her eyebrows go up and she’s all, “Ooooh!” because if you are a straight female or a bi/gay male, you are thinking it too…
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #4: Shirtlessness.
id get down to business with shang too if i was mulan.

#8-Butterfly Stripper Scene from "Thumbelina"
The Beelte Ball is totally a strip club. Totally. She gets stripped out of that butterfly costume into her underthings, afterall. And her underthings just happen to be red, which couldn’t possibly be symbolic, now, could it? And just look at those lyrics: “Every chance to dance with you puts the ants back in my pants.” …O_O
The Tried and True Seduction Tactic here is Stripping, obviously.
if they had put billie jean her stripper dance would be complete! hahaha

#7-Any Scene in a Pokemon Movie (or episode, for that matter) With Ash and Misty
My personal favorites are the ones where someone will make an assumption that Misty and Ash are dating and Misty screeches, “HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND,” which just proves that he is right there. There was so much sexual tension between these two characters that I was highly surprised that they hadn’t yet made out by the time I grew out of Pokemon and stopped watching the show. Does anyone who watched all of them know if they ever make out? I’m still curious.
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #6: Being Mean To The One You Like.
"brock's onyx made Misty misty but dont forget ash had the squirtle" ;)

#6-'Colors of the Wind' from "Pocahontas"
Even when I was little and I watched part from “Colors of the Wind” when Pocahontas and John Smith were rolling over each other in the sunflowers and I was like, “Uhhhh….?” And this video is a special find by Stephanie, I highly recommend you watch it if you’re a Pocahontas fan, lmao.
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #7: Having A Wild Romp In Nature.
haha i dont think i even need to comment this one. the video says it all.

#5-Megra's Seduction Scene from "Hercules"
Well of course this is sexually charged, because Hades is forcing Megra to be a skanky seductress.
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #8: Weak Ankles.  
"ruptured disks?" is she accusing him of having man boobs??!!!

#4-Any Time Zuko and Katara Fight Each Other In “Avatar”
Same thing as Misty and Ash, EXCEPT TIMES A TRILLION AND ONE!!!!! Katara and Zuko reek of sexual tension normally, but when they fight each other… I’m just surprised they’ve managed to keep from ripping each other’s clothes off in all three seasons. They also do the, “HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!” thing. Hopefully the people doing the live action movie will get smart and finally allow them to assuage all that build up…
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #9: Fire/Water Bend That Ho!
katara. sloot slooot slooot sloot

#3-Jasmine's Distraction Scene from "Aladdin"
“Your beard… is so…twisted.” LOL
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #10: Talk In A Husky Voice And Bare Your Midriff.

#2-Chel's Seduction Scene from "The Road to El Dorado"
Chel is so femme fatale. First she just totally manipulates Miguel so she can get Tulio alone, and then she starts Tried and True Seduction Tactic # 11: Massage! Skaaaank. And all I’m saying is, when she and Tulio pop up when they’re about to get caught, her head is a little bit too far down for my comfort.
dude she totally gives him a bf. cuz hes making all the noise her head pops up way too fast and hes still in a daze when he surfaces. OMGoose. and thats a kids movie.

#1-'Hellfire' from "The Hunckback of Notre Dame"
Disney did a good job on this one; even now that I know how creep-tastic it is, I still love the music! I didn’t notice ANYTHING remotely sexual about this movie when I was little, but in high school I borrowed the movie from Steph, and watching it as a grown up teenager, I realized… SO. MUCH. LUST. Just check the lyrics out! “Choose me or your pyre” = “Screw me or die.” Eeeeeeeeeeek, creeper old man!! And I really feel like he needs to get a room with that scarf.
Tried and True Seduction Tactic #12: Threaten Death!
Old man with power wants to bone a poor stripper that pole dances. real classy.


There you go! Personally, I can't wait to try out Tried and True Seduction Tactic #12.
<3

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